Wears broken off white belt. Curly hair. Listens to music no one listens to(aka lil peep) probably has curly hair with the sides shaved off and wear slippers with a cat on um . AND HES DEFINETLY A PATRIOTS FAN
DAMN THAT BOY SEE UGLY ASS DUDE NEXT TO DAVID HE A EBOY
Boys most commonly seen on the app, TikTok For some reason you can never tell if one is gay or straight.
They usually have some sort of punk or grunge aesthetic and can either be some of the sweetest or the coldest, most ruthless people you will ever meet.
Either way theyβre all incredibly attractive.
If you have semi-long hair, nails painted black, and look like your name could be Tyler...you are an eboy.
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A little gay cunt that should be shot for using words like lowkey or highkey
Dude did u know that kid who shot up our school was an eboy
Omg no dude eboys are cunts
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A "thirsty" / cringey Male on the internet, who would say or do anything to get a female's attention / attraction.
PPRACTICES OF EBOYS:
Eboys are typically into "E-sex" ( sex over voice / video call) , White-Knighing for " a special spot in her heart" and have / brag about internet girlfriends. AKA online male thots.
HOW TO SPOT AN EBOY:
Talks closely into microphone/seductively when a female appears.
Only talks to egirls.
Immensely cringey.
Forcefully Deepens voice.
White-knight.
typically "6'3+" ,"buff", "rich", "alpha" and "handsome".
Small Genitalia.
Attention Hoe.
Narcissistic.
*sarah has entered the call* : hi!
normal person : hey
eboy: *clears throat, deepens voice, sends friend request, sends photoshop ab pics* hello there sarah, would you like to get away from all the noise & private call?
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A boy who wears ripped jeans, paints there nails and wears edgy shirts(mostly death metal). They try there hardest to seek attention and pull any girls nudes
Wow that eboy painted his nails a different color
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Eboys are complete abominations and should be banished from the face of earth. Eboys are literally basic white boys tryna be edgy to impress their 12 year old fans. They were chains and Thrasher to make themselves look cool, plus they think painting their nails black and parting their hair is a personality trait.
Nobody:
Eboys: "Yeah thanks dude. Yeah totally. *sticks out tongue* Yeah, thanks for the gifts lol" *nose scrunch face* Yeah cool."
(off camera) "OI YOU FA-"
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