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smart, adorable, and religious asian guy. einstein's are known for spiked hair and hollister clothing.
Girl: I saw an Einstein the other day, and I nearly melted.
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either the smartest or dumbest man on earth
einstein's iq is:
99999
or
-99999
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What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.
Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
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when a guy fucks himself in the ass...
After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!
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The kids show that freaking everyone now knows the theme song to.the show teaches young kids about classical musicians in a way kids enjoy.
Guy 1:ugh what is the deal with the little Einsteins theme song?no one will remember it in like a week
Guy 2:nah bruh!little Einsteins is fire!
Guy 1:ugh
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The recycling of other peoples ideas.
An idea seen as brilliant put forward by a work mate that seem very familiar.
Mainly because you or someone else suggested it months ago and nobody but the Eco Einstein was listening.
Hes a bloody Eco Einstein, I suggested looking for a better CRM months ago to my line manager, but now he's the golden boy because he bought it up in his appraisal with the dept manager.
we're goiN ON A TRIP IN OUR GODDAMN ROCKET SHIP ZOOMIN THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING SKIES little einsteinssssss
Aka my life story
Aka what every single goddamn vine is nowadays and every single 10-12 year old sings it
whats that song your singing? Little Einsteins...ok sweetie that's enough
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