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The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.
"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."
The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.
"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."
Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.
"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"
"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"
When you place your butt cheeks against another person's face cheeks and push them upwards
Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass
The act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted butt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie... The Dutch Facelift
Brian: Hey Tom, did Tony just passout?
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.
To have the majority of one's head removed, while waving to the crowd.
I wonder if Jackie approved of her husband's decision to get that Dallas facelift.
After eating a girls pussy till they orgasm you come up from between their legs and wipe the juices off your face and then proceed to bitch slap them with your pussy juice covered hand
Yeah last night I was with Julie and I totally gave her a Chinese facelift..: