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When you rip a squeaker and you poop a little.
Person 1: "Oh man, I think I need to wipe my ass."
Person 2: "Farty Foul, dude..."
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Farty pants are pants that are soiled with the smell of farts.
I think my girlfriend has farty pants because I smell farts when she takes off her pants.
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Basically as the word would imply, someone who has uncontrollable bodily functions in the area of flatulence and poopy stink. Someone who at any given time is known to release copious amounts of both stink farts and smelly poop, or both at the same time.
Farty McPoopbottom's usually tend to be somewhat overweight, but there are rare occasions when a normal size person may become a Farty McPoopbottom.
Guy 1: Man that movie was terrible.
Guy 2: Yeh seriously.
Guy 3: Hey did either one of you guys go in the bathroom at all? Smelled like Farty McPoopbottom in there.
Guy 2: Yeh it made me wana throw up it was so bad.
Guy 1: I didnt really think it smelled that bad.
Guy 3: Yeh well look at what your mom does to your home bathroom on a daily basis, no wonder it didnt smell that bad to you.
*Guy 1 punches Guy 3 in the face*
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There are several guys in one room, every one of them having flatulence
"We had a farty-party yesterday and I was the DJ"
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When your dad farts in your moms mouth during sex.
Dave Riedl's mom is Farty Marty
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jiggle farties are farts that vibrato in D, D major, A flat, C and C sharp.
*weird vibrating noise* "oops, i made a jiggle farty!'
An inebriated spoonerism uttered upon witnessing a faux pas wherein the proclamation of "Farty Poul" becomes more humorous than the original gaffe.
(Man knocks over full ashtray)
"Farty Poul!"