farty party

A backyard party where baked beans is one on the main dishes.

During the farty party I had last weekend my neighbor called the police and I was issued a citation for creating a public health hazard.

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farty party

A sexual act in which a male rubs his penis into his partner's armpit for stimulation. So named for the sound an armpit makes when a hand is placed over it and the arm is flexed towards the body.

See also armpit job, armpit sex, Armpit Choo-Choo.

"My wife didn't want to fuck last night, but she compromised and threw a farty party just for me."

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farty-party

There are several guys in one room, every one of them having flatulence

"We had a farty-party yesterday and I was the DJ"

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