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A man using sunglass lanyards on 2 women while inserting from behind.
Come here girls... we’re having a fat cat threeway.
it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..
Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)
This is a day to celebrate your cats fatness
“ Hi it is fat cat day “ , “yes I know my cat is 25 pounds “ , “ my cat is 17 pounds”
When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.
My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her
A cat that has eaten too much and the food turns into fat and so its just a ball of fur it seems like.