When a woman is having a baby and you eat her out
My babies coming! Newborn feast time baby eat me
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An annual competition that is held in the vast deserts of Nevada, right next to the infamous Area 51. On September 20th, 2019, a Rat Feasting Competition was held at the gate to Area 51. The guards were visibly shaken at thousands of people munching on rats were seen slowly marching towards them.
There is also a theory that this festival started Covid-19 but multiple attenders denied this claim.
Guy 1 : "Did you go Rat Feasting again?"
Guy 2 : *Munching on a couple rats*
Guy 1 : "Goddamnit."
A meal that you have late at light/really early in the morning (between midnight and 3am).
This feast is usually had by bartenders, graveyard shift workers or people who stay awake more often during the night than the day.
This meal can be anything from breakfast to dinner, as long as its a meal, not a snack.
Bartender#1: "fuck those customers were assholes tonight, glad i finished at 230am. im hungry, lets go have an Owl Feast!!"
Bartender #2: "hell yeah! im starving!!"
Bartender#1: "Golden Century it is!"
Probably one of the best things that you can buy at Pizza Hut. This pizza is topped with spicy pork, ham, pepperoni and spicy beef.
Best enjoyed with a cool beer.
Despite just being told he had high cholesterol, high blood pressure and that triple bypass surgery was quite likely, Fat-Boy knew that only a Meat Feast could cheer him up.
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"Why does he always have women, he's a skinny little fucker?"
"Because he's king of feasts, dude."
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Shitting directly in a man's mouth from the reverse cowgirl position
Brian gave me quite the feast of Stephen last night. Help me brush me teeth.
A group of women discussing and enjoying gossip
They stood around the water cooler having a hag feast on the latest office gossip.