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DooDoo Feces

Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.

Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."

Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."

by StrangerInDanger March 20, 2018


feces horn

On the bob and tom radio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn

There was a story in the news about a woman who fell from the upstairs balcony of her apartment, as luck would have it a maintenance crew was working on the septic tank so she landed in a pile of raw sewage which broke her fall and she was not injured. (Bob and Tom honk the feces horn)

by Michael_Hunt August 24, 2008


Reese's feces

The bottom 2% of your peanut butter cup that invariably sticks to the inside wrapper.

I had to lick the Reese's feces off my wrapper to be fully satisfied.

by The original Greebs October 30, 2015


Feces Pizza

Affectionate nickname for CiCi's Pizza

Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Taco Smell, Jackoff in the Box, a barf-n-puke joint, Shoplift 'N' Go, KWIK-RIP, Pizza Slut, or Feces Pizza to eat tonight?

by andy1 December 10, 2006


bovine feces

A fancy replacement for the word "bullshit".

1. Teacher: Jimmy, you have a detention for standing up.
Jimmy: Bovine feces!

by ShinyTrees April 28, 2014


Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.

Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.

by Arturo and Trevor January 01, 2013


holy feces

It is a polite way to say holy shit

Person1: *does a kickflip*
Person2: Holy feces! That was sick

by SkidderBop November 18, 2017