When a woman is so ugly, you don't even want to think about fucking her
damn, are you kidding me?? Katie W. is so ugly, she probably has feline AIDS
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when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.
Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.
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A woman, usually over the age of about 35 years who does not have kids, and loves cats but does not associate with the "crazy cat lady" stereotype.
Yes, I might have 6 cats but I don't spend my days in my dressing gown and curlers, I have a normal life, I just happen to love my cats more than most people so prefer the term Dedicated Feline Enthusiast.
The idea put forward only half in jest that God created the universe for cats and the real purpose of humans is to serve cats.
John believes in feline servitude theory.
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(a) feline ass bandit - A human being who performs anal sex on felines, particularly house cats. Cats who fall victim to a feline ass bandit often end up with a pink sock.
(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(a) My cat was shitting blood for a week after his vet visit....I suspect my veterinarian might be a feline ass bandit.
(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
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a line segment with cat ears and whiskers
guy 1:"quick help me study the vocab for the math quiz."
guy 2:"ok whats a feline segment?"
guy 1:" uhh i forgot that one."
guy 2:" ok then what's a line segment?"
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When a cat puts it's ass in your face and claws your crotch.
Her: "What happened to your junk?!"
Me: "Feline Sixty-Nine."
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