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The act of a man getting constant blowjobs and thus ejaculating into his wife's/girlfriend's mouth and then her letting the semen drip from her mouth as she continues to thrust her head up and down causing a nice waxy finish on the man's shaft
"What did you and Jan do last night"? We went out to dinner and then we just came home and she decided to wax the flagpole." We put a couple coats of wax on it so it should be good for a few days."
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When a woman is eagerly giving a man oral pleasure and then exceeds expectations by letting the man blow his hot lava in her mouth. Then just a bit of this magic love juice leaks out of the woman's mouth and streams down the still erect penis while she is still going up and down thus putting a nice coat of wax on the one-eyed monster.
Grace decided to give John an early birthday present and was giving him some head under the table at the restaurant when she then started waxing the flagpole.
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When a man/woman shoves his/her arm up their partner's asshole.
"My girl said she wanted to try something new to spice up our relationship, so I gave her the old flagpole sitter.
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The act o hiding a boner by flipping it skyward and tightening your belt to hide it. With the tension on your cock you pull back and have a male or female shit in between your cock and lower stomach and let go of your rager and watch the feces splatter across your body and have your partner lick it off of you.
Hilary Clinton gives nasty flagpole adventures... you heard me.
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One of the more rare insults of our time but certainly one of the more disturbing ones
Dude shut up and go sit on a flagpole
The act of attempting to suck ones own penis.
Steve was so embarrassed when his wife walked in on his attempt to do a flagpole sit-up.
When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.
My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.
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