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When you Fap and Jack off so hard that you make yourself a nice Flapjack.
Damn you mustve had a flapjack, you look exhausted
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The striking of the upper, inner thigh region with an open palm. Striking as close to the genitalia as possible without making contact.
Corey was being a real pain in the ass, so when he was sitting down I flapjacked his stupid ass. Now that asshole has my handprint on his thigh.
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Having or pretaining to a flat white ass.
Damn Paul, get your flapjack's out my face.
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When a man takes his penis out of his pants before he reaches the urinal.
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The act of getting your penis jacked buy the up and down flapping motion of a female's booty, hence the name. The flapping motion is similar to the booty bounce performed in hip-hop music videos.
I really want that girl to flapjack my penis!
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lying down naked flopping from your belly to your back
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Flapjack
Flapjacked
Flapjacker
Someone who when playing a dice game, does not role the dice all the way, and just smacks the dice down in the palm of his or her hand. Thus ruining the game. After one flapjacks it is socially unacceptable to ask for a do over.
synonym:
pancake
"Yo mother fucker you flapjack more then an international house of pancakes."
"*dice roll* "Oh shit I flapjacked can I do over?"
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