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all lads ask the gyrl before you do it, it mitght cause great pain!! (excesive lubrication needed)
1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring
Yeah, Last Nite I Was A House Party And This Well Fit Guy Came Over And Started Feelin Me Up And Then I Turned Arond And He Got With Me And Then He LOcked The Door And He Flowered Me And I Was Like Now I'm A Hardcore Slag!!! ...FLOWERING...
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A female euphemism for getting fingered; so girls can discuss such things in public without attracting attention to themselves.
"I hooked up with Sam last night!"
"What happened?"
"We got talking, kissing - and he gave me flowers,"
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Flower is another term for cannabis; a smoked or consumed psychoactive (mind-altering) drug.
Connor- “Bro I’m about to smoke some flower, you in?”
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Those things you rip out of the ground. A quick and painful death.
Flowers die dumbass stop fucking telling me this ain't it being fucking defined. Those things you rip out of the ground. A quick and painful death. Happy now?
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A pretty hot motherly flower. 🌸🌸🌸
Is the best in the world. Incredibly nice. Dumbly nice , makes you angry cry at stupid times. You must protect because she is a pushover and gives out love to anyone even the undeserving.🥊🥊🥊
If you let her in she will soften even the hardest twink ,muffin and goddess. leaving you a blessed a gloopy mess. All gloomy days will be left behind and all you will understand now is smothering,suffocating , supportive, never-ending love.💜💜💜
If you meet a flower, keep her close because you will never feel alone and be your best self.DONT LET HER GO… YOU FUCKER.🙌🙌🙌
WARNING: AN ANGEL CAN ALWAYS MISTAKEN FOR A FLOWER 😇😇😇
Flower walks in → I feel loved
(It's her superpower; FLOWERPOWER )
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1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."
Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?
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