Foodie

A person who totally loves food ,but never knows what to eat

Miss Mango "I'm not a foodie"
Adam " I'm kind of a foodie but not the douchebag kind.

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Foodie

Someone really, really into food.

- What's with this word "foodie" anyway? We're ALL foodies at some point. Every person knows everything about at least one dish. Who the hell isn't into food anyway? Are they gonna come up with a name for people who are really, really into breathing air??? :)

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foody

A friend that shows up every Saturday morning to eat breakfast and watch 3-D programs.

Foody came knocking on the door every Saturday at 8:00 a.m.We watched T.V while eating breakfast.

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Foodie call

A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.

I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.

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foody stamps

food stamps, in card (ebt), or paper form. Distributed by the federal government to help out people in need, or basically free food for broke people.

"Wake up! It's the first! We got those foody stamps!!!"

"I'll trade you $50 bucks in foody stamps, for $25 Dollars cash."

"I'm goin to the store, I still got some foody stamps."

Foody Call

A Foody Call is when a woman goes out with a man for the sole purpose of getting a free meal. The man expects the woman to put out, but at the end of the date she just wants to go home.

1. "Natalia, stop texting me for foody calls!"

2. *Man asks for kiss*

*Talk to the hand* "Sorry, it was just a foody call!" *Girl slams door*

3. "I wonder if that not-so-cute guy wants to give me another foody call tonight. I could really use some nice and expensive sushi!"

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Moody Foodie

A mean food critic. You better hope he doesn't review your restaurant!

Gene: It's him! It's the Moody Foodie!
Bob: Gene, that's Mike, our mailman. You've known him for years.
Gene: It's the long con.
Louise: There he is!
Bob: That's Gene.
Louise: Long con.

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