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A Xanax pill.
Named such because .25, .5, .1 mg dose pills take the shape of miniature footballs.
Person 1: Yo can you get me a couple footballs?
Person 2: Yah be right there, how big?
Person 1: 3 .5s. Thanks dawg.
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American Football: A game where multiple people slam into each other and get brain injuries because they want to get a ball across a 360 ft. (109.1 Meter) field. America is literally the only country who calls this definition football. America has a tournament every year that makes half of the country turn on the TV
Literally Any other country's Football: A game where you run up and down a field to kick a ball into a net. You cannot use your hands in this game. Every country but America calls this football. America calls this "Soccer".
Football is a great game.
When somebody reffers to the term what do you do to a football and then somebody replies kick it and then you remove or disconnect someone from a call
Mal: Remember when you were tryna move to jackie
Bazi: Ariyaan football
Ariyaan: Okay wait
Ariyaan: why i actually liked this guy
football. football, isn’t just a sport it’s a commitment. my love for football goes past the moon.
i love football
a blood sport that Americans love so much that they often wear war-paint to view
my son is in coma because he got tackled too hard during a game of football
1. A Sport that is very popular in America.
2. A Sport that is very popular in England.
3. A word that often causes foolish arguments between fans of American football, and soccer fans.
4. The gayest sport there is.
1. Almost everyone in the US watches the NFL, even though the game is played at its finest in college.
2. Football is the name for "soccer" in england. I believe the English call American Football Gridiron. And in the other large English speaking nations, Canada and Australia, Football is an entirely different sport.
3. Any soccer fan will be quick to point out that the "rest of the world" calls their sport football. However this is not true as the "rest of the world" does not speak English,In Spanish speaking countries it is "Futbol" and I have I am pretty sure the Chinese word for it doesn't resemble "football." Even in Canada and Australia it means something different.
4. I mean honestly, if you played football you'll remember, football is nothing but a bunch of sweaty guys, rubbing up against each other, showering together, slapping each others asses, and wearing really tight pants.
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Football is the best sport in the history of man, not including wizarding sports like Quidditch. For U.S.A users, it's soccer. You kick a ball into a net, and shout and scream for the rest of the match because you scored.
Guy 1: Hey, I scored a goal in football today!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!
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