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Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter
The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.
Oh, me piles are murder; i'm spending half me day rubbing ointment all over me spam fritter.
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A penis fritter is an appetizer where you fry a penis in its own cum. Typically used when you tell someone to go fuck themselves.
Does that place serve penis fritters past 9:30 or am I to late
what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter
"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"
When someone sleeps around; a slut.
Kari called Cathy a fried fritter, but Kari should check herself and think before doing that again!
Glazed donut with delightful blueberry jelly filling. aka Breakfast of Champions
Ted wouldnt start the day off with anything besides a Blueberry Fritter
a Banana Fritter is made when a man and a woman love each other very much, and she is like "hey honey, I want you to C in my A" and so he does, and since they love each other very much, they arnt using any condoms, and he doesn't pull out right away, because there is an obligatory 10 mins of post sex cuddle time that keeps women from complaining. The problem is he's had a long day at work, and he's kinda tired, so that 10 mins suddenly turns into a whole night. When he finally pulls out of her the next morning he finds his rod looking a lot like a fried and battered treat
Keep it in her ass too long and you'll get a total banana fritter
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A form of friendship with a human that is never-ending, for all time and eternity.
May: I'm so glad you are my Fritter Friend. I love you.
Russell: Yes, we will always be Fritter Friends! I love you too.
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