fruitcake

a gay person or one who is named Roberto Funes

Simon Cowell: Ryan, why are you such a fruitcake?

Ryan: Shut up Simon!

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fruitcake

slang term used to describe an unusually densely packed brick of cocaine. Could be mistaken for actual fruitcake (not the gayman)

"Dude, this package is way too heavy!"

"That's 'cause it's a fruitcake, dude. Y'know, the snuff?"

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Fruitcake

1. A cake, with fruit inside
2. A homosexual (Usually Male)
3. An idiot

Tony: Your mother’s fruitcake was pretty good, Joe.
Joe: Thanks man!

Rocco: Hey, did you see that fruitcake in the mall today?
Marco: Yeah! That’s some nasty s**t!

Gino: Hey Pete, stop being a fruitcake, and get to work.
Pete: Kiss my a** Gino.

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Mexican Fruitcake

The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.

I haven't seen my sister in years, so this Christmas, I'll send her a Mexican Fruitcake.

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Baldie's Fruitcake

A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.

What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?

Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.

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Fruitcake Baker

A woman who turns men gay.

Person 1: She turned all her boyfriends gay.

Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?

Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.

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butch fruitcake

a slut who is annoying and uses way to much tanner and has kissed more girls than guys and claims shes straight.

oh my god look!
what??
it's the butch fruitcake...
oh shit.. everyone run and hide

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