funni

An intentional misspelling of the english word, "Funny". While "Funny" means that something is entertaining or comedic, "funni" usually is a way of adding sarcasm to it.

So, if you tell your friend a joke and they say "very funni" the joke may have been quite lame or only mildly entertaining.

Shanequa: Ayo i was shakin' my ass the other day and this guy told me it looked like two jiggly pancakes!
Maurice: very funni

In this example, Maurice did not find Shanequa's words funny in any way.

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no funnies

When you want someone to know your completely seriouse

Yassine: yo I just failed Patrick’s test no funnies

Daniela : yeah that test was hard as fuck

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Not funny

Something that fails to cause much mirth and amusement

*Mark Brown sees that his security pass has been blu-tacked to the ceiling*

Mark: C'mon guys, that's just not funny

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Funnies

The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.

Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"

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the funny

a person who hacks at a game made a couple of 20 yr olds on a site made for 8 year olds,after saying the funny it is often followed by aggresive gorilla noises made by a 19 - 20 yr old man if not you can improvise.

LOOK ITS HIM HES THE FUNNY,

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Funny

What no female has ever been, nor ever be.

Now that’s so true that it’s not funny

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that's funny

Saying this with a straight face is a polite way of letting you know...its NOT funny.

This occurs after sharing something seemingly funny as the listener responds with a straight face and no vocal inflection.

A:
Next thing I know, the guy vomited all over the train, lucky none got on me, but the best part was his shirt...
It read: "In my life, every day is a disaster..."

B:

That's funny (straight face).

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