funni

An intentional misspelling of the english word, "Funny". While "Funny" means that something is entertaining or comedic, "funni" usually is a way of adding sarcasm to it.

So, if you tell your friend a joke and they say "very funni" the joke may have been quite lame or only mildly entertaining.

Shanequa: Ayo i was shakin' my ass the other day and this guy told me it looked like two jiggly pancakes!
Maurice: very funni

In this example, Maurice did not find Shanequa's words funny in any way.

no funnies

When you want someone to know your completely seriouse

Yassine: yo I just failed Patrick’s test no funnies

Daniela : yeah that test was hard as fuck

Not funny

Something that fails to cause much mirth and amusement

*Mark Brown sees that his security pass has been blu-tacked to the ceiling*

Mark: C'mon guys, that's just not funny

Funnies

The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.

Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"

the funny

a person who hacks at a game made a couple of 20 yr olds on a site made for 8 year olds,after saying the funny it is often followed by aggresive gorilla noises made by a 19 - 20 yr old man if not you can improvise.

LOOK ITS HIM HES THE FUNNY,

Funny

What no female has ever been, nor ever be.

Now that’s so true that it’s not funny

that's funny

Saying this with a straight face is a polite way of letting you know...its NOT funny.

This occurs after sharing something seemingly funny as the listener responds with a straight face and no vocal inflection.

A:
Next thing I know, the guy vomited all over the train, lucky none got on me, but the best part was his shirt...
It read: "In my life, every day is a disaster..."

B:

That's funny (straight face).