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Real furniture purchased or acquired post college; one of the keystone transitions to adulthood.
My nephew purchased his first adult furniture for his new apartment instead of using the concrete block and plywood tables from college.
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Cardboard furniture to the rescue - totally flimsy and unfunctional, but classy looking furniture makes your house look 'homely' .
Sort of like the cardboard hifi components that Ikea has, but on a larger scale.
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The act of having such physically active sex that the result is that furniture is actually moved.
“Dude, that fitness instructor came over last night and we were moving furniture.”
“The second she dropped her panties I jumped on her and jack hammered her. We were moving furniture.”
“We were moving furniture and I was concerned the people in the room next door were going to call the front desk.”
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Photographs or film in which the viewer's attention is driven towards the interior decorating and furnishings of a room or place. This may or may not include product placement.
See House Beautiful, Western Interiors, and the like for print examples. The movie Mr and Mrs Smith contains a chase scene in which the characters comment on the beauty of products in the store through which they are driving.
"Did you see that new ikea commercial? Total furniture porn."
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When you or your roommate(s) wait for the other to buy necessary furniture after moving in to your new place instead of agreeing to pay half on everything.
My roommate played furniture chicken on me for three months before I bought the couch.
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When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.
Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!
The sound that comes from furniture when its dragged across the floor.
A Furniture Fart is at its strongest when wooden floors are involved.