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botty gel

Lubricant for anal intercourse, normally KY-Jelly or Vaseline

He had no botty gel so he used a handful of saliva instead.

by Edna Sweetlove August 7, 2010

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silica gel

This stuff in a packet that resembles a sugar packet, keeps things dry. Something that should NOT be eaten.

This sugar says 'Do not eat'. Must be silica gel.

by DoNotEat February 26, 2005

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gel pen

A writing utensil containing "gel" ink, which resembles a liquidy paint that can be applied to almost any surface and comes in every possible color you can imagine from metallic orange, to sparkly purple, to glow-in-the-dark green. This newest and greatest pen technology is comfortable to use because it requires little hand pressure, but often the ink takes a bit long to dry.
Gel pen manufacturers include: Marvy, Sanford, Zebra, Pilot, and Sakura.

Signing my mortgage was so much more fun with a iridescent blue gel pen.

Any true pen slut owns at least ten different gel pens.

by creaternity April 18, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gentleman's Gel

Baby Gravy, semen, sperm, spunk etc etc

Hair need taming Mary? Here, rub this and have some of my gentlemans gel :D

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gel Bracelets

Gel things that go around your wrist. They were popular in the 80's, like Converse, and now they're back! But they are used differently. When snapped, the bracelet is used as a sexual coupon. The meanings are:

Yellow: hug
Pink: hickey
Orange: kiss
Purple: kiss their own sex
Red: lap dance
Green: oral sex on a girl
Clear: whatever the snapper wants
Blue: oral sex on a guy
Black: all the way
White: flash
Glittery Yellow: hug and kiss
Glittery Pink: also flash
Glittery Purple: French kiss
Glittery Blue: anal sex
Glittery Green: 69
Glittery Clear: touch any part they want (just touch!)

Just because someone is wearing these doesn't mean that they are sexually active or "playing by the rules". They can be used as a fashion statement or as a... you know...

Girl: Ow! Oh shit, you broke one of my black gel bracelets!
Snapper Guy: Hey, you know what that means! (hip thrust)
Girl: Sigh, uh, I don't play by the rules.
Guy: Sure you don't.
Girl: Fine. Come over to my place tomorrow at 10.
Guy: Yes!

by xxxDirty Martinixxx March 5, 2010

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gel head

a person who puts any type of gel or mouse in their hair. These people can be found usually wearing abercrombie or american eagle. They drive rice rockets. They are bread in the northern united states with a high concentration in new jersey. In general these people suck. Also called gdi's by fraternity members.

Did you see all those fucking gel heads.

by fratty mcfratterson November 9, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hair Gel

Semen that is being used to style hair

In the movie "There's Something About Mary", Cameron Diaz's character Mary asks Ben Stiller's character Ted "Is that... is that hair gel? " and proceeds to wipe fresh cum off his left ear to style her hair with, without waiting for his answer.

by regina44 April 15, 2009

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