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girlfriend

(1) She makes you cum,
(2) She makes you complete; and
(3) She makes you completely miserable.

My girlfriend drives me nuts

by AaronT August 17, 2006

584πŸ‘ 308πŸ‘Ž


girlfriend

Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD

Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. >.>

by sex toy~ August 20, 2003

495πŸ‘ 257πŸ‘Ž


Girlfriend

She's like sleep something you will never get

Person 1 " Gee wiz I wish I had a girlfriend"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"

by Flower Power 101 January 30, 2021

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


girlfriend

1. A person of the female sex that can be everything a guy could ever want.
2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.

"Baby, would you please stop pouting? I do love you, you're my girlfriend."

by Real_Lol_Cat March 23, 2009

47πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Girlfriend

One's mythological female creature that exists to bathe you with love and affection if you do the same to it.

I wish my girlfriend was real.

by Depressed_Cheetah July 25, 2020

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Girlfriend

Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.

Guy 1: I want a girlfriend

Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.

by h20polo1717 May 19, 2021

119πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


girlfriend

Usually, some poor excuse for a sex based relationship, though this is disguised in supposed 'love'. No, I'm not bitter, I can just observe that 95%+ of 'relationships' are total horseshit.

If you don't use your brain and understand your partner, don't expect any more (or to be any more) than your average 'girlfriend'.

by Shadow Creator December 30, 2008

224πŸ‘ 119πŸ‘Ž