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Gnomeing is the act of taking garden gnomes from various houses. You must be wearing dark clothes, and it must be very very late. You may either discard the gnomes on someones lawn as a joke, or keep them; depending on your level of desperation for social interactions. Just never get caught with them.
Did you hear they got arrested for Gnomeing?
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Performing a single or series of sexual maneuvers on a short, bearded man.
Did you hear Crystal has been gnoming Randall?
Gnoming is so on trend right now!
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Hiding gnomes around a friend/ family member's house, car, or work place.
I found a hilarious garden gnome in my locker today... have you been gnoming lately?
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Cruising around town while stealing yard ornaments and putting them in different places. Start at one house and take an ornament, then leave it at the second house a few blocks away. Continue until you get bored or someone gets hurt. Always remember to take something from the last house to return to the first house, it's only common courtesy to make sure everyone ends up with something. Also, massively important to not get caught or arrested.
You: "Duuude we had so much fun last night gnoming until we almost got caught!"
Friend: "Yes, illegally removing yard ornaments in the middle of the night sounds so much fun."
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The opposite of trolling. Opening yourself right up for being insulted. Flamebaiting if you will. "Asking for it".
Person #1: (insert idiocy here)
Person #2: Stop gnoming, you whiny faggot.
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