The Griddy Man is a man who hits the griddy all day every day. He lives in GriddyTown and makes sure that everyone will hit the griddy there. Sometimes he leaves town to go to other towns to make sure they hit the griddy too. If you don't hit the griddy when he tells you to, then he might pay you a visit to your house late at night....
Bro 1: Yo this guy called The Griddy Man just sent me a text saying that if I don't hit the griddy then I will get a visit paid to me at my home tonight.
Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?
Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.
Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.
Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.
And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
1. When you are late for class and trying to make it through a hallway, but there is a large flash mob blocking your way, and they’re all hitting the griddy.
2. When you have premarital sex and have conceived a child out of wedlock, you must hit a sustained griddy for the duration of the women’s labor. This will atone for your sins.
Definition 1
“Gosh diddly darn it, I’m trying to get to my geometry class, but the entire fricking student body has reduced the hallway to griddy lock.
Definition 2:
Priest “My son, you have committed a great sin with this pregnancy”
Sinner “what must I do to atone?”
Priest “you must commit the dankest griddy while your wife gives birth. This will make the child born in griddy lock, instead of wedlock, cleansing you”
A Goofy Ahh Griddy is a form of Griddy where it looks and sound off with extra added Hannah-Barbera sound effects to add to the "goofy ah"
Do you want to go to the Goofy Ahh Griddy competition in Ohio?
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Ridy literally be hitting the griddy.
Hes witowy hitting the gwiddy
Tell that guy ridy to hit the griddy!!RIDY HIT THE GRIDDY
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the peak of rizz, only sigmas of the bussin max prestige category can obtain.
I just beat my wife, but its OK because I have ALPHA CHAD GRIDDY RIZZ
Look around, staying low, make make sure they don’t see you catch ‘em bad, walk down, face ‘em with that heater
“He’s wittley doin The griddy right now”
The Griddy is a very zesty emote from the game fortnite.
Its a bit diabolical and the most menacing emote in the game.
bro 1: Yo dawg the griddy is back in tha item shop yo
bro 2: GAH DAYUUM BRO. iMMA HAVE TO SELL MY COCK TO AFFORD THAT.