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A mythical creature that resembles a lion shoved up an eagle's ass.
Do you know about the mythical creature called a "Griffin"?
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fake cowboy 🤠 yee yee!!
only griffin’s wear fake cowboy boots 😃
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An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.
John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."
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When you ask a series of questions to confuse someone in response to a question they asked you or something you don't fell comfortable answering
Leslie asked me out so i griffinated her so she would forget what she asked.
Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.
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A Griffin never does anything. He accepts that he is useless.
Griffin is...
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When you let your best friend fuck your wife.
Hey bro can I Griffin your wife?
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A Retarded dumb fuck who can’t kick a field goal to save his life.and also has a small dick
Griffin tried to suck his own balls.
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