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An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.
John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."
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The act of inserting an intoxicating pill into ones rectum for pleasure or science
"I swallowed my pills, Sean Griffined his, he says he gets higher that way"
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Named after Robert Griffin III, (RG3) the Washington Redskins quarterback. Refers to pose RG3 made after touchdown, while on the ground raises both arms in celebration. Fans are noe copying pose and has defined this as griffining.
Did you see ErinAndrews griffining on Fox sports, she tried to copy RG3.
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A really hilarious guy who can make you laugh at any cost. Is very sarcastic, but sweet on the inside;he may be immature at times.
I cant be around Griffin without laughing!
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MASTER COCK SLINGER, HE LOVES CHARIZARDING AND WILL SLAY YOUR FEEBLE PUSSY WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OR NOT
“YO DUDE, I WAS JUST ‘DONE BY’ GRIFFIN AND NOW I HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE TO POOP OUT OF!!!”
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A boy that you will fall in love with instantly, he is compassionate, shows you he cares. Is amazing, loves you for you. Will talk to you all night just because he wants to make sure your asleep before he is. Who will always make you laugh. Is very smart. A perfect gentlemen. Like a prince, in a fairlytale. That you just hope is in your happy ending.
I love you Griffin.
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