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To have money in one's pockets.
I block a hater like a goalie,
Pockets guacamole. (Cat Daddy by the Rejects)
Hey bro, do you have any money in your pockets?
Hells yea, pockets guacamole.
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While dining at a Mexican food restaurant, a waiter sneakily convinces customers to add guacamole and/or sour cream to their order without informing them that it will add $3 (or sometimes more) to their overall bill. Can also be applicable to other situations involving trickery outside of Mexican eateries.
Waiter: "Alright, one chicken quesadilla, and would you like your guacamole and sour cream on the side?"
Unsuspecting and Distracted Customer: "Oh... sure."
Bill: "$7 Quesadilla, $3 for guacamole and sour cream on the side."
Angered Customer (who doesn't even like guacamole): "He pulled a the sneaky guacamole maneuver on me!"
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The mess you find in your bed the morning after a night featuring mexican food and too much alcohol.
"Can someone please bring me up an extra set of sheets? I don't want to say too much, but it got a little "mexican guacamole" up in here if you know what I mean."
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A less profane way of saying holy crap; a phrase to express astonishment.
A song by MF Doom featuring Paul Barmen.
Holy Guacamole, i think i wet myself!
Man, MF Doom and Paul Barmen need to make another song together, Holy Guacamole was awesome.
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Apperence of green feces after consuming anything with purple or blue food coloring.(i.e. grape drinks)
Man my crap is green, I must have the guacamole splatters.
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An artist that draws fictional characters and is sleep deprived, simps over fictional characters and eats ketchup packets alone as a snack.
Hey guacamole guadamole how are you enjoying those ketchup packets your snacking on?
A freaky term for anal sex.
Used as underground slang in the FGC (Fighting game community)
Steve gave Rip the australian Guacamole.