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When you smoke so much weed you can't move your arms.
"Bruh, I tried to spank it...but the smokey handcuffs got me"
When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
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Double fisting a girl. One fist in the pussy and one fist in the ass.
"Jessica is so loose I was able to give her the polish handcuffs last night"
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taking a six pack that is attached by plastic rings, removing one beer by means of "shot gunning" it, and subsequently placing your wrist through the empty ring, thereby having one hand cuffed by the five remaining beers.
Dude, we should pretend to be mongolians, wearing mongolian handcuffs by putting our hand in an empty beer ring from a six pack
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Chinese Handcuffs are a restraining device that consists of interlocking bands of material that tighten when his fingers are inserted into both ends and the wearer tries to pull his fingers out.
One of the cadets tied the hands of two others behind their backs and then stuck their dicks in the opposite ends of Chinese Handcuffs. When they tried to pull their cocks out, the cuffs tightened and made them harder - they tried and tried, but the cuffs stayed on until each guy had a slippery cumgasm and then the cuffs came off.
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A noun depicting one who claims a member of the opposite sex as the object of their affection without having any social interaction with that person. Very undesirable at parties or any other social gathering where one hopes to meet potential dates. May also be conjugated as a verb. See also Lil White Lil Pink The Tickler Lil White Lotion Sex Hair
I like her, and even though I have not talked to her, you can't either.
The verbal handcuffer handcuffed her, now I can't talk to her.
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When an ucircumcised guy pulls his forskin over the head of the penis of a circumcised to induce pleasure.
I gave chinese handcuffs to this trick I brought home last night and he loved it. He said he'd never been with an uncircumcised guy before.
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