shit happens

A universal religious concept:

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!

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Life happened

An idiomatic way of describing normal life as having undermined one's plans.

We were going to travel the world and have all sorts of adventures, but we had the mortgage to pay, my parents needed someone to look in on them, I lost my job, Cheryl got pregnant - you know, life happened - and all those grand plans were forgotten.

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What happen?

What you say when the bomb has been set up to you by someone. Usually follwed by "We get signal" and a turning on of the main screen.

"What happen"
"Somebody set us up the bomb"
"We get signal"

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shit happens

used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration

Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!

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whats happening

whats going on in your life; hows it going

person a: WHATS HAPPENING DAWG?
person b: not much bro u?

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Well that happened

A phrase used when something random and/or inexplicable has occurred. Serves as both an invitation to discuss the recent incident or a way to cut off a possible conversation about the incident.

You witness your naked father being chased by your neighbor's dog. Suddenly he is hit by a car, leaving him sprawled in the intersection while the dog licks him.

You: "Well that happened."

Your Friend: "Yep."

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That's what happens

A catchphrase used to rub one's success in an enemies' nose.

Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."

Batter: " That's what happens !"

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