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Taking a pregnancy test at your place of employment while high on meth.
I missed my period after letting that guy who wears a kilt fill my donut, my excitement of having a 6th baby daddy was too much so I pulled a Harrison. Which reminds me: I need to get more crystal after I clock out
A seduction maneuver that trades subtlety for passion. Instead of waiting to see if you can negotiate an end of the date kiss, wait until your partner is in the middle of a sentence, grab her (or him) by the hair, and stick your tongue down their throat with such molten passion they forget what they were saying.
Ideally followed by continuing the conversation and the date as if nothing happened, while watching them try to recover their senses.
It just gets so dark so early- *the Harrison is employed* --um, I, hmm?
An absolute dick of a person. He won’t care about you or comfort you. Harrison’s are very smart and sometimes attractive, and very athletic. He’ll get girls from everywhere and he’ll make you jealous.
Did you see Harrison today? He was with one of his 3 girlfriends.
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A curly-haired blue-eyed teenage boy with a big nose and really long eyelashes. He is amazing at drawing and very charismatic. He has many friends, but only a few really know him. Those who do know that he has a sensitive side and is secretly a romantic at heart. An amazing lover. Family-oriented.
Girl: Damn Harrison has long eyelashes. I wanna steal them off his face.
Harrison: I have a secret sensitive side that I will conceal by drawing penises on every surface I encounter.
Boy: Harrison, you're so fucking funny!
Girl 1: I literally came while Harrison was deflowering me.
Girl 2: That sounds like Harrison!
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a loser who thinks he’s good at fortnite and makes fun of people who like anime
“ew molly likes anime?” “woah bro stop being such a harrison”
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A person that looks like it reminds you of popcorn just because
That boy over there lookin like a Harrison
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