health and safety

another part of tonys masterplan.
everytime i work at a factory i have to watch some piss poor video telling me not to stick blow torches up my nose.
entirely designed to avoid being sued by the terminaly stupid and fuck all to do with safety.
method statement! i'll give you a method statement. i know how to do the job, you dont, thats why you are paying me to do it.
making me write it out in triplicate will not make me any safer. lets face it you wont understand a fucking word anyway you pen pushing desk pilot bastard.

example: making me wear a hard hat when working in a man lift platform. im the highest thing for 20 miles whats going to fall on my head? bird shit perhapse?

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Health care

Something 90% of Americans never get

European: I broke my leg. Ambulance took me to the hospital and I got my leg fixed. I also received physiotherapy and I didn't pay a dime thanks to the public insurance (public health care).
American: *confused confusing confusion*

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Stage Health

The phenomena when the adrenaline from performing is enough to counter act any illness symptoms. Usually used in theatre and lasts long enough to survive a performance.

"Dude, you are sick as a dog, how did you make it through that act?"

"My stage health pulled me through, but now I need to go take a nap."

Health Class

A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.

Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.

6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?

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Health Care

Something unfortunate Americans think about as a privilege for the wealthy.

Look at me! I'm an unemployed European, and still the local hospital removed my brain tumour, thanks to Public Health Care! Now I get to live another day to find myself a job!

Socialism for the win.

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For my health

A smart ass comment you make when someone asks you why you are doing some kind of action that shouldn't need an explanation.

"Hey! Why do you sit when you play the guitar?"
"It's for my health"

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Mental health

A general state of emotional and psychological well-being, as manifest by the ability to cope with and meet the demands of everyday life.

Many people suffering from mental health problems are reluctant to get the help they need.

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