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A place of gathering for shindigs. It is also known as an impenetrable fortress; this is an impenetrable fortress for shindigs and parties alike. All the residents of Helms Deep throughout the ages have been known throughout the land for their strikingly handsome good looks and stud-ly appeal. It's been rumored that a former resident of Helms Deep is Brad Pitt. This sacred ground of Helms Deep has held many banquets of shindigs, pool parties and other intimate gatherings such as game nights.
"What's Helms Deep?"
"An impenetrable fortress that contains the three best looking men in the Sacramento tri-county area."
"I got schlammered at a shindig at Helms Deep the other night!"
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1 - A small cat like creature who thinks it can excrete seminal fluid wherever it chooses.
2 - The act of doing nothing while eating chocolate and watching a dare devil jumping over a field of daisy's on a tricycle.
1 - Wow your Riley Helms just dumped all over my chair.
2 - "Wheres Steve tonight" "hes being a Riley Helms at his place and cant make it".
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Possibly the best pro wrestler ever. He is one tough cookie! Extremely talented and very good looking.
Shane Helms-"The greatest cruiserweight alive today"
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Kind, nice, caring, loud, wont take no as an answer, very clean, married, 2 daughters,1 son, 1 step-son, a loving wife with beauty that meeets no other, average height, a little over-weight, around 40-50 years old with a family thar will love him forever more.
I love you daddy
Craig Helms
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A magical warcraft item that only exists on family guy. Also, cannot be used by paladins. apparently incredibly erotic.
Lois: I'm a naughty school girl, and i need to be punished!
Peter: i'm a level eighty paladin... something something something helm of disintegration.
Lois: Paladins can't wield the helm of disintegration!
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Just awesome. There is no other word. Just awesome and beautiful
I love you mommy
Holly Helms
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A kind nice guy who gets lot of girls he is probably sober and loves money
Ayooooo you low key a Logan helms