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herp

Short slang for a herpies infected individual.

Dude, does she have herp?

by Olive October 9, 2003

132๐Ÿ‘ 246๐Ÿ‘Ž


Herpes

Red crusty bumps that one has on one's face or genitals. Very repulsive to the opposite sex and is a life ban against sexual relations in most cases unless you find another herpetic partner to engage with.

A social disease that can be embarrassing- especially if you're walking around with it on your face.

Being obese and having herpes, Vitale found it very hard to get a date.

by nolse January 28, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Herp

Another name for herpes, a disease which results in fucking boils all over your dick.

Bro 1: Dude, I think I got the Herp from that slutty ass 'ho last night. Bro 2: Thats kinda tight. Bro 1: Dude I got fucking lesions on my dick, how is that tight? Bro 2: It's tight.

by Miguel of the people February 20, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Herps

Short for genital gerpes. Usually contracted from skanky ass bitches.

Damn man, i told you would get the Herps if you didn't wear a rubber! now look at you, you've got that shit all over your dick!

by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 25, 2010

48๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Herpes

A disease you get from another person that results in having cold sores all over your face or on your genitals. The virus is called herpes and you can get it from family members if you have sexual contact with them or if they touch you in places they aren't suppose to.

I as a virgin contracted herpes, from family member so I know these things.

Others may get herpes from sexual contact with a partner that has the disease.

Having herpes isn't easy. People look at me as if there is something wrong with me. It's literally written on my face.

by Salvatore Harry Vitale IV. October 30, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Herpes

The disease that makes your crotch itch and smell like tuna. Also, something your ex will tell you she has when she breaks up with you, often ending the confession with an apology.

"Hey, I went to the doctor today and got tested for STDS. They suspect it's herpes. You should get checked out, too."

by JackBlackFrack May 3, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Herpes

The name that Comedian Chelsea Handler has given to the assbag duo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag from "The Hills".

A case of Herpes was on the cover of U.S. Weekly recently.

by Gormass June 22, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž