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A sandy Hand Job.Likely caused by beach sand stuck on the giver's hands.
What would you rather have a BJ or a Sandy HJ?
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Crazy like Hayley Jane (popular singer/songwriter), specifically in a very creative sense and/or fickle with relationships.
"Did you hear that? That chick is crazy like HJ!"
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The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.
Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!
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A woman on man or man on man handjob of the violent persuasion, remiscent of 80's slasher horror movies and characterized by the sound of Palm on pelvic bone action
Billy hooked up with Sally and said he got a stabby hj
L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz
HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz