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A small penis in a loose pussy.
His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.
The naked hula dance is an attack done by the pokefreak ginge,
this is where he strips in front of you, and does a hula dance without the skirt,
cock slapping his leg back and forward
Naked Hula Dance :
OMG like you dont believe in the "Naked Hula Dance"
!!!!
BLASPHEMY
A variation of the 'pearl necklace', it invovles putting a ring of semen around the recipient's waist. it requires 3 people. a recipient, and 2 donors to cover the front and back and create the ring.
"ever had a pearl hula-hoop?".
A small dick in a loose pussy.
His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.
A celebration event for when a really exciting or successful event has just occurred.
I just ate a carrot cake, whoop whoop hula hoop!!
Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"
79.3% of Gen-Alpha kids born to celebrities
"Hey, are you sure you want to name your child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii ?"
"YES, TAKE MY MONEYYY!"
"Okay..."