stank hunk

A usually obnoxiously fat, unkempt, non hygienic person who permeates a foul stench of intoxicating body odors that lingers long after they leave. They are usually unassuming to knowing they wallow in their own stink so long they don't even recognize it.

Unassuming person: "Well goddamn!! What in the holy trenches of war is that smell!?"

Witness: "Oh, that was the walking slaughterhouse that came in buying their 3 packs of Pall Mall red 100's and 52oz refill of Mountain Dew."

"They come in twice a day and smell like a giant sardine cock hate fucking a roadkill shit sundae on a 110 degree day, a real stank hunk."
"Let me get a gallon of Eau de Cologne spray real quick. "

Now assuming person vomits in their mouth.

Supple Hunk

A multi-dimensional hunk that goes beyond looks alone. A delicious slab of man-candy. A hunk to the fifth power.

My boyfriend is a Supple Hunk.

hunk drunk

A feeling of wooziness that results from seeing a handsome man or group of handsome men.

After leaving an event that was attended by an unusually high number of handsome men, you turn to your friend and say "Whoa. I'm feeling a little hunk drunk!"

Hunk of junk

Something that is usually in bad condition, worthless or crappy.

My computer is a hunk of junk, It takes 5 minutes to start up

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Hunk of Spunk

Gorgeous male specimen brimming with testosterone, a real man's man, complete with six pack.

Phwoar!!! Get a load of that hunk of spunk!!

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Hunk daddy

A Hunk Daddy is a bisexual man usually packing less than a two inch dick. All the thicc boys travel far and wide just to get a lil’ taste of what Hunk Daddy has to offer.

I can’t wait to get off work so that Hunk Daddy Justin Pearson can rail my ass hat.

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hunk of hottie

is a boy that is really hot.

usj boys are hunk of hotties

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