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BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!
BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!
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The primary source of COVID 19
'damn Mr Hygiene gave me covid agian' 'yeah I had that darn Mr Hygiene'
conditions or practices done prior to tinder dates conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.
Q: Why do you shampoo your hair so much?
A: Oh it was just a part of my tinder hygiene
I hygienate every morning.
She told me to hygienate, but I didn't.
This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.
Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.
Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
eating healthy foods late at night to make up for eating lots of other unhealthy foods throughout the day
My late night hygiene consists of apple slices and a glass of milk.