***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

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I didn't ask

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.

Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

I didn't want to lose my faith

Is that what it is?

Hym "HAAAAAAAAA! FAITHBREAKER: ABSOLUTE FORCE!"
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Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" 😭

I Didn't Mind It

The person didn't like it at all, and they are just trying to be polite, so they won't hurt your feeling because they know you are a sensitive little bitch.

I sucked Terry's dick while doing a handstand last night, and when I asked him how it was, he said I didn't mind it, so I broke up with him and took the kids.

i didn't know you had a kitchen

something white people say to Islanders and Africans cause apparently they dont have kitchens.
usually used in very rasist context

i didn't know you had a kitchen

white person "i didnt know you had a kitchen cause your so poor and black"

black person...