I for an I

Trump’s self-reported favorite Biblical verse from the Old Testament, as stated in a 2016 WHAM radio interview, uniquely spelled this way to reflect his worldview.

Well you know, the Bible is my favorite book with The Art of the Deal coming in second, and of course the verse that really grabs me is the “I for an I” verse which totally captivated me from a very young age!

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i wish i was a twat

sarcasm- used at the end of a really poor stoey or joke by an individual.

"i wish i was a twat"

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i i

scottish text slang for ''yeh yeh, i don't believe you''

Guy 1: Last night i got with 5 chicks

Guy 2: i i mate

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I wish I were Heather

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.

Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"

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If I could I would

If I could fuck I would fuck

I told Ashley the other day on snap If I could I would

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I mean, I could be down

A way to express a possible interest in... anything.

I mean, I could be down to write an example.

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i think i hauve covid

what you say when you get really turned on

her imperious condescession: you're such a good girl.
me: i think i hauve covid

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