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When a tube of toothpaste is judiciously applied to the anal cavity and left throughout the day.
Bro, my ass feels so minty from this Iceland plumber i gave myself.
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Thor experienced the biggest Icelandic volcano when he looked at pictures of Helga pulling up her socks.
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the act of shitting in a bag flattening it in to a pancake shape and freezing it. then when the victim is asleep take it out of the bag and rest it on there face. it will slowly melt by the morning when it is fully thawed out it will form a mask of faeces.
last night craig gave me the worst icelandic facemask ever.
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The grand dick of some Icelandic person.
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"
"Oh that's a big dick"
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"
An Icelandic Stormtrooper is a highly reaccuring sight in Iceland, the reason why they are called "stormtroopers" is because of their bleached, short crop hair. They usually wear black jeans and black clothes. It's most common for them to come in packs 2-4+ people. It's hard do distinguish one stormtrooper from another because they all act, talk and look the same.
Hey bro I saw a group of Icelandic Stormtroopers outside the gym.
No way, it's like they're multiplying.
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This one is one of a kind. When you are at a public swimming pool and have to get all naked with strangers to shower(mandatory in Iceland). You accidentally drop your towel while naked and you bend over to pick it up meanwhile somebody walks up behind you naked and you kiss his thigh with your pulsing prolapsing brown star.
Ahh shit man i went swimming last night with my kids and i accidentally gave some french tourist an Icelandic kiss
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Most beautifuol women in the world! Famous for their beauty! Men go to Iceland just to look at the women!!
Julia is one of many beautiful Icelandic Women!!
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