Impact Technology

Items: televisions, computers, cell phone, etc., that will only work after being struck with great force

Kouji: My keyboard started working again!
JD: How'd you get it to work?
Kouji: I hit it
JD: Impact Technology.

Impact Academy

The most bullshit, worthless, and strictest school in Hayward, California that is filled with faggotry.

Do not go to it.

-Hey what High School do you go to?

-Impact Academy

-Haha, sucks for you, faggot.

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Genshin Impact

A depression causing, money wasting deathtrap. Please don't play it, you might end up in debt in a few years. You will have to pay for therapy, both because of your brand new crippling depression and also because you have fallen in love with fictional characters. Your sense of humour will also go a bar down, to the point where you probably end up lonely and friendless.

Hey, have you heard about this game called Genshin Impact ? - Will
Oh, yes! I heard that it will save all of your life problems. - Cassie
Please no, Cassie... - Will

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socket impact

The feeling you get from taking a hit of crack from a socket or crack pipe, smoking crack in a socket

Georgie felt the socket impact in the basement!

Impact Artist

(Noun) Someone who uses art to change the world for good.

I am an impact artist because I use my culinary skills to feed people who cannot afford it!

Impacted Penis

When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.

I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?

I have an Impacted Penis.

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impact rifle

A futuristic weapon with nearly limitless ammunition. It uses electro-magnetism to accelerate a mass, which can tear through several layers of armor. The recoil from one of these is higher than most other rifles.

The batallion of soldiers equipped with impact rifles made swiss cheese of that line of tanks.

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