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Glasses

Glasses are an item you wear on your face, to help you see better.

I just got my glasses today, now i can finally see!

by swimld June 1, 2017

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glasses

Man to woman: "You have glasses. Use them."

As I heard it used, this remark was intended to be sarcastic, demeaning, or provocative, but I am unclear about whether it had sexual implications. It might mean something like "being able to see something in plain view ," or able to see something that is "right in front of your face." Or it might reference fellatio. I would like to know.

The word is glasses.
Or phrase : "Use glasses"
As in this phrase, (man to woman): "You have glasses. Use them."

by Maggie Fisher February 17, 2017

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glasses

Something smart people usually wear.

Bob: I got new glasses!
Tom: You got smart?!

by Magik November 27, 2004

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Glass

Singular term for glasses. Glasses as in the glasses for eyes.

"That glass looks really cool!"

by andersonhas3000beans July 1, 2022


glasses

glasses are glass opticals that help people with a weak vision see things CLEARLY.

short-sightedness is very common eye condition for people who wear glasses.however, there are also people who are far-sighted.
overall, Depending on the amount of myopia, you may only need to wear glasses for certain activities, like watching a movie or reading a book.it doesn’t matter if you’re short/far sighted, glasses will always come in handy;)

example 1

Hannah*struggling to read out a word from the board*:hey can you see what it says up there, right after the umm ‘danger’?
Emily: oh no, sorry it isn’t clear to me either.
Hannah:really? but you’re wearing glasses...
Emily*loses temper*: i- hold on—lemme just clear this up: GLASSES HELP ME SEE STUFF JUST LIKE YOU DO AND DOES NOT MAKE ME SEE BETTER THAN YOU.understood?

example 2
Ron: hey can i try your glasses for a second...
Harry: NO PLE-
Ron*grabs it anyway and tries it on*: UHH how can you even SEE with these glasses¿!?
Harry:*face palms* ugh gimme those—

example 3
Dustin: *wears new glasses*
Erica: “NERD!”
Dustin: HEY!
Lucas: ERICAAA

by myster.io July 23, 2019


Glasses

n.1-A piece of eyewear worn usually by those who are myopic. 2-The plural of glass, as in the type of cup.

1-“‘Did you just get those glasses?’” 2-“They got three more glasses,”

by hey kids, wanna treeaaatt? April 14, 2022


Glass

Use it whenever means fucking everything

Dude that shut glass

by Longdonglifts September 13, 2021