Uncork her then pork her

"Uncork her then pork her" refers to the removal of a girl's tampon and then inserting your dick in its place. This is always done with caution.

Yo, you think Sarisha is on her period? Cuz if she iz, Ima uncork her then pork her.

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buck her and chuck her

Sometime there's a girl who you don't want a relationship with but she's into you.

This is the perfect time to buck her and chuck her.

You can have sex with her once, or multiple times, but you have to chuck her the second it isn't fun for you anymore. (you must not care about her at all)

If she's super sexy, don't chuck her. Just keep buckin'

yo Pete, she's not a keeper, just buck her and chuck her

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bag her and tag her

To put a paper bag over the head of a cosmetically-challenged woman (esp. a butterface) and then give it to her like she was Brooke Burke.

She had gigantic boobies, and a gigantic gap between her front teeth...so I bagged her and tagged her!

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Her

The word you use to refer to the girl who's yours but really isn't but if you think about she is.

I saw her...

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suck her and fuck her

When you want to do a girl, you lick her pussy first, then start the banging.
Considered alot by women, that why most guys just get on with the bang her and hang her

Me:Damn, she wanted me to suck her and fuck her last night!
Guy 2:That's harsh man!

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Her mind...

Stan twitter lingo meant as a term for admiration and endearment to another person

Britney Spears: You Betta work bitch!

Joe:Wow her mind...

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grey-herring

a problem area that unexpectedly arises and has the potential to reveal one's incompetence in a meeting. Grey Herrings occur predominantly in the calvinus stupidicus species. Grey herrings are stress-inducing and evoke compulsive lying.

calvin was nervous going into the meeting because of the grey-herring rumored to be swimmin around the switchyard.

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