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Regretting something almost immediately after it happens. Usually leaves you wondering why you did what you just did.
Often occurs after text messages, sent e-mails, and that last drink you shouldn't have had.
"You probably shouldn't drink any more of that tequila, I bet you'll insta-regret it."
"Shut up, don't tell me what to do! (takes a swig) ...Ahh crap, I feel nauseous."
The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.
I caught my husband insta-pooping.
A girl sends nudes to you whenever you ask her to. No matter whether at work, at home or in public.
Look over there, that girl is a real "Jenny (Insta)"!
Yesterday i asked a Girl for nudes and she send some, she is a "Jenny (Insta)"!
when you see someone or something and instantly know you dont like them.
see i just met them and they insta-hate me!
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to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.
Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed.
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When a single male with no children dates a girl that already has kids.
Fernando: "Did you see Joel is dating that girl with a 10 year old son?"
DeeJay: "Whoa. Insta-fam!"
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A stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick.
Phil: "Dude, Denise gave me such an insta-boner last night!"
Connor: "Dude thats my mom!"
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