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being small and raiding someone's intestines
intestine raider intestine raider
A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
When a food gives you the shits right away and is recognizable on exit.
Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that takeout, it pulled an intestinal speedrun.
People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.
Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.
As in financial due diligence, in an intestinal due diligence exercise, when you see daylight you have gone too far
A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"
I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care
their intestines are falling out
Joe: my intestines are falling out my anus
Bobo: does it look like i care