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A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
When a food gives you the shits right away and is recognizable on exit.
Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that takeout, it pulled an intestinal speedrun.
A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"
I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care
their intestines are falling out
Joe: my intestines are falling out my anus
Bobo: does it look like i care
Known for taking something good and turning it into shit with everything you touch.
A kid was given a new toy. His intestine hands guaranteed the toy would soon be broken.
When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them
Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.