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Someone who buys a cheap jacket and then bleats about it's poor quality
Brian,shut the **** up about that jacket and get on with your life.
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Bradbury. Someone who extensivelys use the letters "lol" and "kk" in a serious situation.
Parasitical Irritation:
A-SWISS says:
lol oowww stroppy
A-SWISS says:
mind ur language i dont like swaring
A-SWISS says:
lo kk
A-SWISS says:
lol
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Irritable Male Syndrome (IMS) is the male equivalent of the female hormone change during menstruation. Believe it or not but men's hormones change every month too, this results in mood swings similar to those women experience. Luckily it doesn't cause men to bleed through their pecker.
Michael is suffering from Irritable Male Syndrome a.k.a his man period.
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The persistently inflammatory condition of a bitchy person, resulting in poor absorption of positive experiences while they express frequent yet pointless bitchiness. Habitual of certain men and women.
The beautiful, sunny day at the pricey amusement park was a nightmare with her Irritable Bitch Syndrome flaring up every ten minutes.
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A chronic disease suffered by a good friend of mine. Symptoms include yakking it up when he should be keeping his pie-hole shut.
Ken:Hey Norm, remember the time you, me & the 3 Mormon chicks....
Norm: Hey Ken, STFU! My wife's right here and doesn't need to hear about how I banged that Morman every day for 2 straight months in a row! You f*ing have irritable jowel syndrome, dude~~
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when a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth then hastely crams his penis down her throat causing the female to exhale quickly, and blow her partners full load out of her nostrils.
I was mouth fucking the shit out of Jenny when I blew my load and caused her to transform into an irritated walrus.
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An unhealthy obsession with the iPhone game Angry Birds. The disease is named as such because "irritable fowl" has a meaning similar to that of "angry bird."
Boss: "Hey Joe, would you mind stepping into my office? I think we need to have a little talk."
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom today and it's only 1:30. What's going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for dinner last night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It's Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"
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