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a shortstop for the new york yankees. a graet player but not the best. a very hansome man and a great sport
derek jeter hit a home run and made a great play in the same game.
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To be out with your friends at a bar very late at night and at the last minute you still manage to pull the hottest girl in the place
It was just us standing around all night until I Derek Jetered this girl that we all had hot balls for.
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A Major League Baseball player who was drafted sixth overall in the 1992 MLB Amateur Draft. A perennial All-Star and current captain of the New York Yankees, Jeter is a terrific hitter who has frequent troubles defending his position at shortstop. He won four World Series titles as a member of the Yankees between 1996-2000. He is often credited with having great intangibles, although this is all speculation since these qualities cannot be measured. Also known for his handsome looks and mulatto ancestry.
Objective fan #1: "Derek Jeter occasionally costs the Yankees runs because of his inability to make effective plays on balls hit to his right."
Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."
Objective fan #1: "I agree."
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The starting shortstop and captain of the New York Yankees, arguably the best clutch hitter in baseball. As well as going back and forth for the American League lead in batting average in 2006, he is also the leading candidate for the league's Most Valuable Player award. He is considered by most to be a future hall of famer, and is one of the most revered and highly regarded Yankees of all-time.
Derek Jeter came up big in the clutch yet again, with a 2 out, 9th inning double, propelling the Yankees to their sixth straight win.
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When a co-worker routinely struggles to achieve success with relatively simple tasks, but maintains the benefit of illusion to the uniformed observer that something grueling is being tackled, thereby garnering undue praise.
I'm getting real tired of Joe in accounting getting all that praise for doing shit. His job is mindless. He's got some serious Jeter Effect going on.
Is only the hottest player in Baseball (A-rod is close) But is awesome when under pressure. Just remember damn Boston fans who has more championships!
The best shortstop in baseball history
Derek Jeter deystroyed Boston in the 2003 ALCS Game
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A contest in which two guys’ rectums are connected with a rubber tube and both guys eat twelve boxes of raisins; the first person to produce enough pressure to burst the other guy’s colon, wins.
Johnny Damon’s colon was non-existent after playing a three-hour game of Derek Jeter with Jason Giambi.
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