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When you shove a bunch of pennies in some warm and sweet Paprika Pussy. Make yourself something worth eating.
*after initiating Paprika Pussy*
Wow that was really good! I believe a Jewish Casserole should cover the cost.
A low quality item that appears to have a higher quality due to its low price.
Buying beer due to its low price then finding out it was a mistake later when you find out it tastes awful. This is a prime example of a Jewish Illusion.
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The day after Easter, when all of the candy is on sale.
"Yo bro, this sucks, the Jews have a way better Easter."
"Totally. I got twenty pounds of chocolate bunnies this year on Jewish Easter."
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When a sexual partner is performing oral sex on a male then squeezes and turns their testicles right as they climax.
My girlfriend gave me a Jewish Doorknob in the bathroom that left my balls purple.
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While having doggy style sex with a Jewish woman climaxing on her back and spreading the ashes of her ancestors light it on fire and run away with her wallet or purse.
Frank: how was it
Anne: all fine till you yelled zeir in ze attic and gave me a Jewish Snowplow
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These are typically Orthodox Jews who visit or live along the shorelines of New Jersey during the winter and then spend their summers in the Catskills, in essence staying in seasonal environments in unseasonal weather.
Goy #1: "I was driving around Hunter, NY in July and there were all these Orthodox Jews walking all over the place."
Goy #2:"Oh, the Jewish snowbirds? Yeah, you find them all over the Jersey shore in December."
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A Jew that is so obviously Jewish, you can see it from a mile away.
A flamingly Jewish man would most likely wear a yarmulke, have a long beard, speak fluent Hebrew or Yiddish, only eat Kosher foods,and regularly attend a synagogue.
Mr. Cohen is flamingly Jewish, so naturally he speaks fluent Hebrew and attends a synagogue every week.
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