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stoner journal

A journal of the random thoughts and ideas that come to you when you're high.

I read my stoner journal this morning from last night and I couldn't remember any of it.

by Mike TG March 31, 2007

37πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Dream Journal

A recollection of the dreams and memories from periods of REM sleep. These memories are generally clearest shortly after awakening and are encouraged to be recorded in this time period. A dream journal is usually a black composition notebook with pen or pencil tucked inside of it, located between the mattress and the box spring of the bed. Some people believe that keeping a dream journal will increase their chance of dream lucidity. Others keep a dream journal for the sake of entertainment or introspection

Dalton (reading a dream journal): "May 3, 2010 - May 4, 2010 "Last night I dreamt that I was at a party when the furniture turned into nutella. Shortly thereafter, my horny sex girlfriend showed up wearing nothing but a smile!"
Spencer: Shit man! Good thing you keep a dream journal or that epic dream would have been lost in the monotony of day-to-day life!

by DirtyHops May 25, 2010

18πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Journal Scare

A nickname for the generally charming Journal Square neighborhood of Jersey City that highlights its more unsavory elements.

"Can you believe that 5 police officers were shot the other night in Journal Scare?"

by AP Styles August 8, 2009

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


man-journal

A male friend to whom with whom you can share your deepest secrets.

I really feel like I can tell Chad anything because he's my man-journal.

by Jack843 November 5, 2007

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


yellow journalism

The great-grandfather of clickbait, and one of propaganda’s cousins. Journalism that sacrifices everything a good article needs for sensationalism and sales.

It is horrifying how much yellow journalism is in the mainstream nowadays.

by nlolhere October 14, 2020


fuck journalism

journalism is a shitty class and i want to die... In fact i'm in journalism right now and i want to die

"fuck journalism" said dayton

by bill nye the bitch ass guy April 7, 2016


journaling fatigue

the abandoning of any true use or productivity in a journal or other written medium because too much time, energy, and anxiety have been poured into making pretty layouts.

Trish's future log, monthly log, and daily logs all have adorable colorful kittens drawn in all the margins, but she now has too much journaling fatigue to actually use her new Bullet Journal.

by Demo318 January 6, 2019