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It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

by JakSheppard September 1, 2017


national kick a man in the balls day

april 7th is national kick men in the balls day for being disrespectful fucks

person 1: hey have you heard that tomorrow is national kick a man in the balls day!?

person 2: yeah, im so excited!

by rin 🌞 March 20, 2021

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March 18 National kick balls Day

This is a day where everyone is allowed to kick someone in the balls

Stacy: Can i kick your balls?
John: of course not
Stacy: its march 18 national kick balls day
John: oh no

by AlbinSve March 15, 2023


Kick in the balls

When a male receives a kick to the groin. The kick doesn’t have to have a lot of force for it to hurt like hell ! The pain hurts the penis and the worst pain is in the balls and when the pain goes up to your stomach. Some find this amusing but any boy who has received a kick, punch, knee or any strike to the groin knows that it is nothing to joke about. This move is typically used by girls but a boy can also use a kick to the balls occasionally, usually as a joke

Kick in the balls is when:
Boy : stood with his legs wide apart

Girl : kicks him full force in the balls for no reason
Boy : falls down and grabs on to his balls crying for about an hour, goes to hospital and pisses blood for the next few days

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023


European Kick Ball

When You ( Kick a Ball ) into a Net and Scream ( GOALLLLLLLLLL) kind of like ( Grass Hockey ) with your feet.

Wanna Go Outside and Play some European Kick Ball?

by KickBaller6969 April 12, 2021


National kick tall people in the balls day

On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.

boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people

boy 2: do you know what today is though

boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK

by kyleissupergay April 7, 2023


kick in the nuts or balls

this is when a girl uses demolishes a boys testicle ,balls, or grapes.

you can kick and squeeze a man nuts. the will often scream cry or may die
it is a good torture method
girl find it funny and they also enjoy watching boy's nuts get busted it is satisfying

kick in the nuts or balls example
Girl :find out her boyfriend is cheating on her .
boy:hey babe*gets his nuts grabbed*
girl: *squeezes harder*
boy*lets out a whimper and starts begging for forgiveness*
girl: squeezes even harder till she hers 2 pops
BOY: starts to throw up and cry
girl: lets go only to stomp on his nuts when he is on the floor "nobody cheats on me and gets away with it
boy: wishes he was never born and cries from some hours holding his crushed sack

by jink234 September 4, 2023