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Twat lap

When you drive your car around the town in a circle. revving the engine and putting the music as loud as you can

There doing a twat lap again

by Yoie January 25, 2009

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girly laps

Not similar to normal laps around the track. No, they are far different, in the sense that they are more feminine.

Simmons: Just for talking back, you can't do girly laps.
Grif: You've gone blind with imaginary power, Simmons.
Simmons: Oh ho, on the contrary, I think I've gone blind with very real power.
Sister: Seriously, what the fuck are girly laps?!

by can't think of a witty pseudo June 22, 2012

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Oakleigh Laps

In Melbourne, Australia. Within the primarily Greek suburb of Oakleigh. Almost every night of the week (but mainly on the weekends) you can see 4-5 wogs piled into a VL turbo, a financed AMG or any car that with an illegally modified exhaust. These malakaโ€™s pin it up and down the streets on both ends of the Eaton Mall. They will usually stop and rev their cars outside Vanilla to gain the attention of the absolute glamour chicks of Oakleigh. Then they will proceed to floor it past Vanilla, letting off gunshots from the exhaust to assert dominance.

The stereo is usually at full volume pumping hardstyle, latest hits from the Greek or Arab dance charts or Lil Baby.

The passengers usually yell out to the girls from the car or stare down anyone who makes eye contact.

These boys are usually dressed from head to toe in Armani, Moncler, Dior, Gucci or any expensive designer clothing. They wear satchels along with their Versace or Carrera sunglasses. And they most likely have a โ€œwog fadeโ€.

โ€œEla re, letโ€™s go do some Oakleigh Laps after a feed at Mythos.โ€

โ€œRe did you hear me fcken pin it outside Vanilla, it was fuarken hectic malaka.โ€

โ€œDo you reckon the btches rate the whip?โ€

by KingMalaka03 June 3, 2022


Car Laps

Hitch hiking to get to the top of the mountain brah. Then ski down. Drink PBR and repeat. Vagrant. Most commonly done by a Colorado local who gets in the back of a New resident from Texas who has a pickup truck to use.

Person A:Hey bro, how was your shred day?

Person B: Sick brah, we did car laps on Loveland Pass.

Person A: Shaka Brah, I got a bro that sells used gear if youโ€™re interested. He calls it the BroDeal instead of ProDeal.

Person B: sweet bro Iโ€™ll take the Blizzards and the paty!!

by Senior BroBrah June 3, 2018


lap rocket

another word for a penis, weiner, boner, etc.

I porked 500 babes in the course of a day and my lap rocket was completely worn out.
Not even the biggest, blackest boner compares to my lap rocket.

by Wes S September 6, 2005

70๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


chap laps

In Melbourne, Australia there is a trendy street called Chapel Street in South Yarra. Any night of the week (but mainly on weekends) you can see VLs and many other types of cars (mostly Holden Commodores) doing 'laps' up and down the street usually doing one or more of the following:

* Stereo at full volume pumping out the latest hits from the Arab and Greek Dance charts.

* Japanese imports (Nissan Skyline, Toyota Supra, Mitsubishi GTO's etc) stopping ande waiting for a gap in front of them to rev it out in first gear. This method usually shows to everyone that you have a BOV, V8 and are a total dickhead.

* Car loads of guys yelling out to girls walking along the street. Usually like "oi baby wanna check out my souvlaki?!?"

"Hey man, we are just doin' chap laps then might head over to Zos"

"Mate you shoulda seen the sikkk HSV doing chap laps last saturday"

"Fark, cops have closed off chapel, no chap laps tonight Habib"

by Jase April 1, 2004

203๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


bog laps

(Australia) To drive your souped-up car repetitvely around a beachfront, carpark, popular nightspot, inner-city streets or other active places in hope that pedestrians will pay attention to you. Popular activity with bogans, bikies and certain ethnics.
Bog laps are commonly a main source of noise pollution, from either the car's exhaust or stereo or both.

Let's go do some bog laps down Scarborough mate

by Brammo November 9, 2005

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